I guess it beats his usual messages like Prozac is responsible for mass shootings, vaccinations cause autism, and covid was a bioweapon used as part of a vast conspiracy headed by Fauci and Gates to... do... something.

So come down from those Super Bowl highs and enjoy a rundown of the best commercials of the year—and maybe a couple that absolutely sucked...

After all, casting is an aspect of filmmaking that is pretty straightforward for people on the outside of the industry: Did someone do a good job choosing which actors should be in this movie? If so, it has good casting. Easy!

“If I were a white woman, my name would be Melissa McCarthy....”

Remember when these fucks were all laughing about selling their old shit that wasn’t making them any money anyway to Netflix? Then they saw how Netflix made money hand over fist by offering a decent catalog at a reasonable price and took the exact wrong lessons from it. Each stupid company scrambled to have just their…

Yep. He also started off as a member of the original Avengers team and was a member for several years—like dozens of issues (most issues from #152 through #210) before the West Coast Avengers limited series was ever published. It’s like the writer read a snarky comment somewhere questioning why he got his own series…

Though she probably doesn’t really care where the show ends up, Bushnell is taking the new licensing deal as an excuse to remind everyone how poorly she’s been served by the entertainment industry. Bushnell told The Daily Mail last year that she got “just” $100,000 from HBO for the rights to Sex And The City...

The Avocado’s FAQ has an item about how the site is funded by an anonymous benefactor, so there will be no ads, ever. Maybe we could start a pledge drive over there...

We’re just innocent bystanders. Univision (back when it was still named Univision) buying a majority share in Onion, Inc. was the beginning of a long, slow slide into mediocrity. Univision bought up The Onion sites and the Gawker sites thinking they’d use them to make content for their short-lived English language…

The priest. “ESKIMO.”

It had a good ten year run. Maybe when it’s finally gutted the anonymous benefactor who bankrolls The Avocado will buy it cheap, assemble a decent stable of writers, start over.

His is one of my favorite bit parts in Heathers, too.

I think the headline and lede are giving this a bit of a short shrift. There’s been news of the script being in the works for awhile. The fact that it’s completed—and Glover of all people is breaking the news—seems like a pretty big deal as a Community fan.

We’d also like to know what the heck is so special about this darn cat.

Hey, thanks for the heads up!

She’s been through a lot, she might not be a bad person, but there’s plenty of evidence that she’s not that bright, probably didn’t even glance over the book—let alone write it—before its release, and that she’s now trying to do damage control for what was included in it. There’s zero to celebrate here, but they sure…

Awesome. Loved the first season. Of course, I blew my free 1-week trial watching it. Maybe I can drum up another account to get another free week after the second season ends and binge it, too. Just gotta avoid spoilers til then. Good thing this site doesn’t bother with regular reviews much anymore and nobody I know…

A hit tailor-made for the year of Ronald Reagan’s re-election campaign, “Pink Houses” painted a portrait of the small-town America of John Mellencamp’s home state of Indiana. From one angle, it could seem like a celebration; from another, it could seem like a cutting commentary...

Piggybacking on what others have already explained, if there were still only 5 spots for Best Picture instead, I'd say there's a good chance Barbie itself would have missed out on making the top 5. Last year was a good year for movies.

Nicki Minaj has earned her place as rap’s elder stateswoman, but she’s burned bridges with a lot of other female rappers along the way.