Bring back Sid the Cussing Rabbit while we’re at it.

I’ll take any excuse I can get to post the closing number to All That Jazz, my favorite musical:

Way to miss the point.

How about Arya training for a whole season to be able to disguise herself as literally anybody else (as long as she kills and slices off their face first) and to have a 100+ sneak, but when the most obvious tactical option would be for the North to send an assassin into King’s Landing to kill Cersei, nobody at the…

Kangaroos are just T-Rex deer.

And to what antecedent does “she” refer in the following:

Hughes also apparently doesn’t know about the Dreyfus affair—or thinks that we wouldn’t—since he didn’t mention Alfred Dreyfus’s name at all and instead refers to one of the most famous cases of anti-Semitism as “a 19th century case of a man being persecuted for decades after being falsely accused of a crime.” So, you…

Paige, no!

In this era of reboots, you can’t blame a site for trying to keep things fresh: Today we launch our redesigned homepage, which we hope you’ll like way more than Baby Nut. “I hate change!” you may protest. We get it. But we swear this shiny new homepage provides you all the A.V. Club stories you want, just more of it…

No Puddles Pity Party, no peace.

The Phantom Menace has its defenders—we know one!—but even its detractors would be likely to begrudgingly acknowledge that the Pod Race is one of the best scenes in the film.

Yeah, that was the conclusion that Kois arrived at towards the end, and it’s of course an important point:

One of the points brought up in the Slate Slack chat was that on posters for Titanic in the U.S., DiCaprio received top billing while Winslet received top billing in Britain.

Casting him on Growing Pains was a classic Cousin Oliver move.

Starring in two wildly popular sitcoms, Parenthood and Growing Pains.

They’re being snarky in a reblog of a post that is two weeks old and is itself making reference to a magazine interview that is a month old. Watered-down snark is all these wannabe O’Neals have left.

Speaking of Zuck hair there’s a rumor going ‘round that he has FB communication team members blow dry his sweaty armpits before big speeches:

Andy Richter’s assistant has to raise him from infancy to adulthood every single day:

What about the Boyz 4 Now hits “Coal Mine” or “I Love You So Much (It’s Scary)”?

Septopus is probably my favorite from HM. Just the kids’ expressions and how Fenton wins over Melissa and Jason makes me smile every time.