And a jealous Garfield asking Arlene what she sees in new beau Nermal, and Arlene declaring over and over again, “He’s bona fide.” 

I can empathize. I came hoping for Parker to finally come clean with some salacious details about the bacchanal of sex and drugs that was going on behind the scenes on the set of Square Pegs, and I’m leaving disappointed.

Goldthwait talked about his friendship with Cobain during a particulaly good WTF interview, too. He was the opening act for them on one of their last tours, and at a Chicago show for NYE he descending into the crowd dressed as a (naked) cherub. The crowd wasn’t feeling his stand-up, so he went full aggro and started…

Heh. I was mostly joking about Rabin. He had a couple (few?) really horrible reviews that he wrote for The Simpsons and 30 Rock in which he was completely off about key plot points, basic character development, etc., and so they’re notorious amongst a few of us old-timers. In the 30 Rock episode “Reaganing,” for…

Ah, so Marcel Anders is just another journo making stuff up. You know, like Jayson Blair, Stephen Glass, Leonard Pierce, Nathan Rabin. Wait...

I hope that his dying words were "Nuff said."

Considering how horrible filming the original ALF and working with creator Paul Fusco reportedly was for the show’s cast, this is probably not only understandable, but supremely humane. For some insights, read this old People Magazine behind-the-scenes retrospective:

“If there’s going to be one obvious stumbling block for ‘Bobby Driver,’ it’s that we’re going to have to spend a lot of time with Edith. She and her husband Harold are the epitome of characters who work best in small doses, so it’s a gamble to devote this much time to her and Bob driving around.”

I totally messed that up. President Fartin is right. It’s Jenn Wasner. 

Yeah I messed that up somehow. Thanks for the catch.

Looking at the header image and all I can think of is “Jesus Christ, those kids are growing up fast.”

“You need to diversify your bonds.” 

That whole song is haunting. So is the video. 

Great one. I also think “Gone” has some great Bono lines: “You wanted to get somewhere so badly/You had to lose yourself along the way/You change a name but that’s okay/It’s necessary/And what you leave behind/You don’t miss anyway,” and “You’re taking steps that make you feel dizzy/Then you get to like the way it…

Hope Sandoval’s line on Titus Andronicus’s “To Old Friends and New”:

Um, bro, did you even see those blood-splattered sneakers? Or that news about her being “alone” in her final scene?

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You’re probably right, although I’m reminded of what Timothy Simons (Jonah on Veep) said about Trump last year when he appeared on Colbert:

Trump is a carnival barker and a fraud who has failed upward his entire life. He and his enablers know that a reckoning is coming and they’re trying to stave it off any way that they can. I suspect that his little tantrums will only escalate in both number and degree in the weeks and months to come as the proverbial…

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