Kimmel’s digs at Trump have been pretty funny—to me anyway. Last night he called Trump on claiming to have read the bill by asserting, “‘I guarantee he doesn’t know anything about this Graham/Cassidy bill. He doesn’t know the difference between Medicare and Medicaid! He barely knows the difference between Melania and…

I did read the preamble. I’ve been a regular reader of the AV Club going back to The Onion’s print-only days. I don’t remember a post that was nothing but the “Stray Observations” from the TV reviews proper. I’m glad that I have heretofore avoided them.

• Oh look, we can do bullet points, too. Thanks, Kinja!

Seattle TQB, so Russel Wilson. I took him in round 9. I’m trying to have patience with him rather than giving up a bench spot to stream other QBs. He’s a notoriously slow starter—his pre-September/post-September splits are like night and day.

You’re the second person to ask that, so here’s the league’s draft results through the first 8 rounds. It *is* a 10-team league rather than a 12-team league, so that helped. ESPN’s pre-season rankings were also typically bad and it affected the pre-loaded draft order, especially if you compare their order to ADP…

I’ll cop to not always making sound roster moves. My other RB is Jay Ajayi, too, so you’re right that I should have swapped Hyde in given Ajayi’s limited practice this week.  

Variation on Poe’s Law; I honestly wasn’t sure, hence the “I guess.” The apology was genuine, just in case.

My apologies then... I guess? It was an in-the-moment response to what was a pretty exciting real-life game.

I teach at Mizzou and a freshman walk-on had a similar run-in with the NCAA after he tried to pitch a personal cooling device (he’s an engineering major) that he developed to the football team’s training personnel so that he can market it later. He wants to keep the patent to it, and the NCAA apparently sent him a…

That’s not very nice. As long they’re all GoT references, the other owners know it’s me. Last week it was the Frostfang Whitewalkers. The week before that it was the Braavos Titans. It’s more fun to switch it up.

Long live Lady Stoneheart. Every year I pick a theme, then change the name and logo every week. This year I went with Game of Thrones.

10 teams. ESPN’s default rankings were shit this year.

You and Jay Cutler. And everyone else.

Nobody cares about my fantasy team. I know. I’m still sharing this... for like posterity and shit.

Oy vey! Orthodox, conservative, reformed—it don’t matter—if you’re going to Temple, you should be Jewish, not Catholic.

Love Luna. Love Dean and Britta. Love Galaxie 500. While I’m at it, I love Opus. Love Bloom County. Liked Outland... it was okay.

My pitch for the movie:

Get out while you can, Lauren. It’s going to get worse before it gets better.

Okay, we have Katie Rife’s erroneous summary. Now we’re waiting for someone to come along and point out that Kirkman actually didn’t name Louis CK in the podcast—a Gawker writer assumed she was talking about him and ran with it—and in fact Kirkman later denied she was talking about him. Then we need someone else to…

The three of them look happy together.