Don’t forget the latter’s scapegoating of Steve Bartman.

He also *cut* taxes—including some of the biggest tax cuts in recent history for the ultra-wealthy—while then starting two wars. In the post-9/11 fervor he could have appealed (yet again) to patriotism in asking everyone to sacrifice and pay more taxes to help offset the costs of "the War or Terror"—something similar…

Reminds me of the scene in Harvey Birdman, Attorney-at-Law when Judge Mentok is having a flashback to right before his father and mother send him to Earth to escape their soon-to-be-destroyed planet, and his mother's last words are, "Whatever you do, don't go into lawwwww…"

I just don't want you getting her all glittered up for Easter. Or a Marvel film.

I agree with the sentiment, though I still want Shannon Purser to get her wish and play Squirrel Girl. She seems like a good egg, all around.

Read the article. It's been his lifelong ambition to waste his potential.

Or they just level the part of that part of the city. Whichever is more efficient.

This is good Kinja.

Exactly, and when Julianne Moore's character comes back into his life (like with the ping pong ball scene—which of course is followed immediately by its tonal antithesis), he's rejuvenated. Then he's shocked out of his complacency throughout the remainder of the film.

My son is a that guy, and I love him.

Back in January:

My condolences to you. The bums lost!

Yeah, Persepolis and Maus are both routinely taught in Freshman Comp courses pretty regularly.

"Synonym is just another word for the word you want to use/and the word you always want to use is huuuuuge."

I had to look her up and make sure we were talking about "Duff," which I believe she went by at the time. Yes, she is quite fetching, as well.

She calls in to talk to the Fantasy Focus podcast. She makes Matthew Berry ten degrees more insufferable than he already is… you can hear the salivating through the speakers.

That's how I like 'em. Smart, sexy, and intimidatingly unapproachable.

She never did it for me. Different strokes for different folks. So to speak.

Martha was the looker of the first generation of VJs. For the 1990s, give me Serena Altschul doing the news.

Anything is better than voting Toupee.