I love how he spent Mother’s Day not with any of the mothers of any of his kids, choosing instead to golf.

“more than half of us”

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

Re best thing to remove from your body, I had a shard from a popcorn kernel get lodged in the roof of my mouth. I couldn’t get it with my tounge, my wife couldn’t get it with tweezers (bless her for trying), and once it started to ache after a day or so I went to my dentist to get it pullled.

Breaking 2:

This is not some innate cultural feature; merely sloppy, uneducated poor English; and people who speak poor English typically stay poor.

This is called “deficit mindset” and is about how people make assumptions from the way a person (usually a child) talks and acts that that child is stupid or unable to perform at a high academic level. It’s also prejudicial. Language cues and slang use are in no way related to a person’s intelligence, the same way…

To get nerdy - this bill is using the reconciliation instructions from the FY 2017 budget, which is required to get around a filibuster. That’s probably what you heard. You get one shot at that per fiscal year (which is the reason why they were insistent on doing healthcare first, the plan is to use the FY 2018 budget…

Like, is there some legitimate reason someone would modify their diesel truck to do that that I’m missing?

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

Frankly, I’d rather get rid of you in favor of an immigrant. They’d probably work harder and be less entitled. Plus you’d get to learn what it’s like living every day under the threat of violence, poverty and death while Americans who claim to be “good Christian folks” look down on you as a leech who just wants free…

I mean, I wasn’t there so I’m hesitant to presume but let’s go so far as to assume the cop was not a racist and not trying to murder anyone. Let’s say there were indeed gunshots prior to the incident. Let’s pretend it was an honest mistake. Even so...

we call this the acceptance phase

There are more Badger/Viking fans than you might think. Tuition reciprocity creates plenty on its own (and presumably some Gopher/Packer fans as well, though not as many historically), but I was transplant to Wisconsin at the age of 10, just old enough to have settled in as a Vikings fan but malleable for collegiate…

THATS BECAUSE YOUR A SOFT CUCK BRO. REAL MEN DONT NEED VACATION THEY PUT THERE NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

Smart move by majoring in anthropology, now an WNBA starting salary will actually look attractive.