Because they’re too fucking lazy to find people on their own, and too fucking cowardly to go after the real “bad hombres”. Just like the bullies they were growing up.

Dipshit, he’s here seeking asylum! As in, “please help me because otherwise I’ll probably be killed.” And he has a hearing THIS MONTH, meaning he’s going through the process as it has been legally defined in this country!

Dammit, my mom always told me I WAS good-looking

And their bullshit excuse was “We figure that a large check is an important one (like rent, or a car payment, etc) so we put that through first to make sure it gets paid” when the real reason was as you listed above: we make more money off your NSF charges when we do it this way.

Do you mean March 31?

Another one right here

No one is taking away spots from academically qualified students. The schools limit their enrollment to whatever number they decide but they sure aren’t turning down a 40k/year paying student in order for the 4th-string safety to have a spot in school. In other words, if there was no football team at ND, they wouldn’t…

NEVER TALK TO COPS

Nice strawman. No one has argued that anyone should be allowed to come here without ID, documents, background checks, etc. The argument is about those who are already here, what should be done, and how it should be done. We only have so many resources available so what is the best use of them?

Jelly and cheese sandwich was my favorite growing up. Strawberry jelly, one slice American cheese, on white bread. Like a lowbrow “bagel with strawberry cream cheese” i guess.

“They’re”

“have”

Then show me the section where it talks about removing a person after they have “boarded”. Or the section where it discusses what “boarding” means.

Flight cancellation after boarding is already covered under a specific item in UA’s Contract of Carriage.

Too soon :(

Now he’ll have a chance to help the Saints to their second Super Bowl too.

Let’s try it using simple logic:

They didn’t. BUT they know (or should have known) that if it WAS meth, the kid would die if he drank it. There are 4 possible outcomes:

I suggested that for our cats too, but my wife gave me “the look.” Good thing I hadn’t yet had a chance to talk about the kids

hey dumb-dumb: