“Jesus Fucking Christ”

Guess what Moby, we believe her. As a former cute 18 year olds who was creeped on by 30+ year old men, we know it’s a thing dudes do. Log off and / or delete your account.

Look...just “bless his heart.”  That’s all I got.

Call your dad!

If you find yourself using the phrase “Yes Master” in your daily life you might be in a cult.

For what it's worth, read Dreamland, by Sam Quinones. The Sacklers definitely have blood on their hands. 

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I don’t know whether you want to be single by choice but I was. For a long fucking time. And definitely not by choice. Some days I was just so lonely, I thought I would die from the loneliness. And now I’m getting married next month to a really nice guy who loves me like crazy. It wasn’t easy, and it’s not remotely…

I have to be in court professionally on a regular basis and, yeah, it’s Bad Decision Theater in there.

It’s not weird at all. People who make the type of poor life choices that run them afoul of the court system usually continue making them afterward. If they were smart enough to handle these situations well, they probably wouldn’t end up in them in the first place.

What the fuck? He’s telling a very relevant story. Get out of here.

If you have BOTH your parents search a room for hidden cameras, you know something’s up, dude.

I love articles about older, fabulous women and it’s like.. “What’s your secret to looking amazing/living to 100?” and they say “booze and no men”.

This story gives me heartburn. Quick. I need some...

And her dad really likes Ivanka. 

We live in the most extra of timelines.

This is so weirdly adorable because she actually asked to play! 

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.

Julia Stiles was so very good in this movie. She was also way underutilized in the Bourne franchise.

KAT STRATFORD, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!