Florida will always have bath salts face-eating guy. Enough said.

So, I was listening to a true crime podcast and apparently the reason we get the most weird stories out of Florida is because they give the most public crime info.  You can find out more without requests than other states.  I found this very interesting. 

This is going to take a very fast, very dark twist for sure. Florida stories usually take ever more hilarious and weird turns, this will not be one of those.

I have a feeling that this story is just odd right now, but when more info comes out, it’s going to get really sad, really quick.

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

consider this a free peek into your future, khloe k.

This is a good take.

that scene where Kristen told the manager to “eat a dick” was TV gold.

really? LVP loves giving second chances to all the messy men (Jax, James Kennedy, Tom Shwartz) but completely turns on women who make the same mistakes (Kristen, Brandi, it took her years to forgive Stassi). I love LVP, but she definitely has a weakness for shitty man-boys who fuck up.

Say what you will about “crazy Kristen,” but it’s total bullshit that Lisa forgives James time and time again (and blames his bad behavior on Kristen) but continues to hold a grudge against Kristen for years.

People like you are the problem, not Bernie.

As a Bernie supporter that voted for him in the primaries in 2016:

They got him at TJMaxx

Agreed. Seeing Jr in an orange jumpsuit, weeping before a judge before he’s led away would make me orgasmically happy. 

We don’t need no education.

“You know what else is bad? Thinking. Makes your brain hurt, right? When some so-called teacher tells you to think, you tell ‘em “Hey you gay baby-killing socialist why you hate America?!?! Right Daddy? Right? Daddy? Look at me Daddy!”

Lol. I feel ya. My 70 year mom is now enjoying edibles regularly & dad bought a grow light.

So he doesn’t go to an anti-gay church, he just goes to a “hate the sin, love the sinner” type church when it comes to the gays? They don’t hate gays, they accept them and forgive them?

Well, this woman was very smart and brave. But only $500,000 and the guy who set her up to be raped wasn’t even punished? Wtf?