All that money and dude still looks like my dad on a lazy Saturday. I guess they are just like us.

Narcissists...like two peas in a gross, entitled, socially destructive pod. 

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

Cheep Guevara??

irony the opposite of wrinkly...lol

My husband has two favorite shirts. One says “Casual Friday” which he wears almost every Friday. The other says “Irony, the opposit of wrinkly.” He’s a 38 year old dad of six... these shirts are his life.

i have one that says paranoid on the front STOP STARING AT ME! on the back... it makes random strangers laugh

“im not blaming, but....”

This #bigbabyblimp #trumpybaby is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a really long time. It’s made my week. Good work London 👶🇬🇧

Well, Stephen (Hailey’s dad) is a fundamentalist Evangelical, whereas I think the others are probably your run of the mill East Coast Catholic.

Part of me thinks there is no way a pumping* photo could ever be half as gorge as that one with Luna’s dolly, but Chrissy constantly exceeds my expectations in every way so I can’t wait to see!

My favorite part: “God’s timing is literally perfect...” Yes, it was God’s will that got these crazy kids engaged.

She’s the Queen of Confrontation! Good choice!

I don’t want to live in a world where the Beibs is a real grown up with facial hair. Just take me now.

Justin Bieber’s mustache makes him look like someone’s deadbeat dad in 1982.

When I was a wee lass I had to write a paragraph about my hero for school. Everyone else wrote about their dads or the president or firefighters or famous sports people or whatever. I wrote mine about Elaine Benes. I’m pretty proud of that one.

“I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit...”

But they have Jesus on their side!

Remeber when Julia Louis-Dreyfus didn’t smile enough after her dad died?