I’m here for that, too.

Same.

This is how I feel about Dan Schneider and everyone at Nickelodeon.

Singer is next. He has to be.

BIG Congrats to you! Doesn’t it feel terrific to DIY?!

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

This happened in Montreal? Well, then the problem is obvious: he wasn’t singing it in French.

I’m right there with you. These stories were always creepy and fucked up and wrong, it just took the world an awful long time to get the memo. Parts of the world, I should say.

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

SIGN ME UP

1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

NO! No more Heigl! No! She’s gone now!

Oprah/Handler ’20

Yes! And Katherine Heigl can play their wet-blanket half sister.

I’ve truly enjoyed watching Chelsea’s passion for politics develop and grow in the last year or so (maybe 2 yrs?). Her candor seems genuine and I think she’s had a positive impact (she got a lot of people to register to vote, if I recall correctly). I’m really looking forward to following her on this new venture and…

^agreed. I really miss Craig Ferguson. I sometimes watch old interviews with him just because

Oh god she’s running for president

I’ll be honest, sometimes I feel guilty about how much I enjoy business trips that take me out of town. The peace and quiet and alone-time is irreplaceable.

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

I’m so relieved the perv that slept with his wife’s adopted daughter is here to help us all morally navigate the Weinstein scandal.