Ham it up, Porsche. You’re just going to pig out on the likes and upvotes. Sitting in your ivory tower, Macan bacon. Well, I’m not going to sit back while you swine and dine on this publicity stunt. I’m not going to pork that link. I know I’m busting your chops, but we all know how the sausage is made these days.…

If there’s something global we can all come together on regardless of border, race, gender, and ideology, it’s that no matter where in the world you park them, Alfa’s will fall the fuck apart.

Neutral:

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

Okay.

Literally the whole point of this post is to figure out what people want to know so I can keep those questions in mind while riding it. 

They are horrible cars. Terrible looks, drives like shit and are nowhere near as durable as the Fiat Strada it competes with.

I just want to know why you’re engaging in arguments ON THE INTERNET at 1 in the morning, PROFESSIONALLY?

I’m sticking around for the long haul. You can’t get rid of me that easily.

Look closely, and you’ll see why those doors open in different directions: they’re identical. You can take the driver door out, and mount it straight into the passenger door frame.

3,300 baguettes due at signing.

25.

Ok, I’m out.

Let us define “running” as being able to drive a 10 mile loop without repairs or assistance from another vehicle. I’m sure there’s enough loopholes in that statement to allow a variety of states of “running” to qualify.

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

I guess I do! But yeah keep up the great work (jalopnik videos are always impeccably edited I must say).

Omg you get me!

I can’t have enough of this. I’m only sad that this kind of comedy gold is fueled by some of the worst feelings the worst kind of people can feel.

I look forward to these videos now however, I’m also saddened that you have to make these videos.

Great, but why does Erica have a diagram of the new F1 halo on her shirt? Or is that the Mandalorian?