Lifted my Golf TDI 4" to fit all terrain tires. It’s so dumb it’s wonderful, I have no regrets.

Sad I missed this one when the question was first posed...but then again, my most unique car buying experience is one of those things that all young car buyers seem to go through. TL;DR: Know your math.

That pretty much sums up Buick nowadays, running around in a fog with one headlight working.

Whats so bad about helping a company you believe in? honestly?

This is the correct answer but likely not for the reasons you intended.

Can’t tell if this was was intended to be clickbait or it was lazy headline writing.

That’s what I thought when I first read the headline.

I read the entire article, looked at my dog with a confused expression on my face, then suddenly realized that he’s not talking about a 911 3.0 RSR with a manual transmission.

What are the chances that some person thinks they got the deal of a lifetime on a manual transmission Porsche?

Good. We have as similar hoarder in my community, and his very visible collection of junk is an eyesore. If this guy had at least 50% of his collection stored inside and out of sight, with the rest in a well maintained and kept area, id be a bit more sympathetic. This is just a junkyard. 

A person that never gets sick also never needs medical costs but our world isn’t perfect.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

That kind of money is for corporate tax write. That’s how the rich do it. They form a corporate shell company and make all major purchases/lease/rentals through it.

Few things will fuck you up like walking through the woods on a calm morning when a fucking turkey flutters up to a low branch on a tree. The similarities between a Butterball and a wild turkey are the same as the similarities between a Ford Festiva and a Ferrari.

Spoiler alert: they can! Just for not very long or very high.

As God as my witness ..... I thought turkeys could fly.  

Well, if this Scania can make it without getting wet...

Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done.

Man, automakers are getting really aggressive with their space saver spares these days

Well, pretty sure that if you send the car to Porsche they’ll make it brand new for a few hundreds thousand extra.