Because if it leaked that Trump’s physician was prescribing him a legal drug, that would SURELY BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE TRUMP REGIME FOR SURE! Again. 

Halfway through his first debate with Clinton when he was sniffin like a mug said, “Adderall.” He probably gets it (and his alibi for taking it) from his doctor, so if it is ever exposed it’ll be a non-issue. If I was president I’d take that shit too; it does exactly what it claims to do. 

Since he didn’t release this himself and it was secretly recorded and prematurely released, I’m going to guess that the joke’s finished version would have been very different, since Louis has always had that same Carlinesque talent of bringing up something I don’t want to hear him joke about, and then he turns it into…

OK yeah I’m white but raisins are also good on spinach salads. 

The other version of that aphorism is something like “If you wrestle with a pig you both get mud all over you, until no one can tell which of you is the pig,” or something. 

Yeah, that’s one of my big pet peeves when a musician “rhymes” a word with the same word. She isn’t doing that here. This is more like the flow Juvenile came up with on HA, where all the lines end in the same word, and the actual rhymes come before that word. I’m not a fan of either of these jokers, but I am surprised…

the largest mass-lynching in US history was 11 Italians: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_14,_1891_New_Orleans_lynchings

Maybe you should go out on Halloween instead of reading about it. I live in New Orleans where we celebrate Halloween like five times in October, and I didn’t see one racist costume. No Indians, no Mexicans. Watching the news, you would think everyone is walking around in a racist costume, when almost no one is. New…

Boring comment but: I love that graphic. Tight. 

What are the joke rules about other crimes, like murder, or just someone getting punched? 

It’s called vibrio vulnificus, the flesh eating bacteria, which flares up in he summer in stagnant waters. Read more here: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jmkpz4/the-flesh-eating-bacteria-that-terrifies-the-gulf-coast

Daaaaaamn that’s some good prose! Sorry for the boring comment but... DY’s blades are getting sharper still. 

“will forever haunt to the two young men who now have to find a way to pick up the pieces now that their ordeal is over.” Every article on this site has at least one or two bad sentences like this in it. Not trolling, it’s just jarring and pulls me out of the article. 

What was the meme she shared that, she said, also got her fired?

Funny, I noticed that too but thought, Ah, he worded the joke he was going for wrong! Clearly “practiced” for three years would have been sharper but... Even when he doesn’t get the guest to humiliate themselves, his character pushed through and makes it worth it. He always comes up with a laugh, even when the guest…

On a vaguely related note, I would also bet that a white person is just as likely to call the cops on another white person, as they would on a black person. White people been harassing me just for living, and calling the cops on me about petty shit all my life. It’s too bad that, in all those stories about white…

A lot of great, subtle points here (esp about him undercutting his characters for a punchline). But I have come to see it as: he’s always trying to get them to hang themselves, but statistically some of them just will not, and in those cases he has to make it about himself and his character. In that way I do not see…

I have not yet read this article, but hats off to the photo choice. Unconventional choice, yet perfect. That baby should have played a racist cop in Black KKKlansman

Notice you couldn’t find a photo of hers though, to go with this piece ;)

I’ve lived in New Orleans for almost 20 years and, from my POV, he’s helping bounce way more than bounce is helping him.