If it wasn’t so sad, it would have been very funny.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

That’s so real. My grandmother used to say that it all comes clean in the wash.

Discovering whether the Hunt County DA is going to go to bat for the office intern against the sheriff of a city in the same County might be a learning experience for the aspiring prosecutor, Pageant Queen.

Wait... we’re really wondering why someone who was sentenced to 5 years for stealing $120 would be afraid of standing trial for armed robbery?

The guy in the backwards cap that took a swing at a Wizards fan not looking his way confirmed every stereotype I have about grown men who wear their caps backwards.

The banned fan’s seat will henceforth be filled by a statue of the fan.

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no…

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Plenty of black friends = 2 black co-workers

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

It cannot possibly be overemphasized, that Republicans in Congress are exempting themselves from the worst parts of their bill. There is a special place in Hell for this level of hypocritical selfishness right next to all of the self-enriching Christian evangelists.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Chris Wondolowski Is A Crime Against Soccer

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

And now he’s busy in Milwaukee turning Giannis and Thon Maker into absolute monsters. Thanks Timberwolves!