The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

They turned his legs into linguine.

I love the studio guys showing that classic German lightheartedness and sense of humor

Soto was never going to make the 25-man roster, which is the team that actually suits up for MLB games.

The 40-man roster is not your World Series roster. You bring 25 men to the World Series - the same as you do for every other MLB game.

You know, I went and looked it up!

Pre-emptively saving us from this story tomorrow night:

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

Both fans in attendance during the anthem were confused.

Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s a good teen

wonder where he learned it

You may want to discuss blood pressure medication with your primary care physician, lest you suffer acute medical distress in situations such as these.

Did you literally skip past the very next sentence where he claimed to have read “passion” from a transcript?

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. He simply said that she sounds like she’s retarded. That’s it. That’s all! The liberal media is just spinning this non-story, like USUAL. It’s completely different to say that she *sounds* retarded, and not offensive whatsoever unless you’re a special snowflake with wittle baby…

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.