If we’re just looking at players suspended while at the MLB level, in 2016, this is what you get:

He’s been called a choke artist for more than just that muffed hold. He’s thrown numerous picks in the worst possible moments, earning him that reputation. To be fair, he really seemed to put that behind him his last couple of seasons (when healthy) so it’s a shame he can’t stay on the field. I hurt my back playing…

That's not what a tag out is.

This is excellent Kinja. It’s a blend of aromatic bullshit, with a dash of homerism, and a souson of ignorant subjectivity.

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

Do the Chargers think anyone is buying their side of the story? Do they think they are going to bully him into accepting a bad deal by getting the media to badmouth Bosa? Did they think Bosa was not going to respond and just roll over? Are they really that arrogant and stupid?

Twitter would be a waste of Spree’s time anyway. 825 followers wouldn’t give him nearly enough eggs to feed his family.

That one’s for away games. The home hoodie has eye holes and the face of a white guy.

You purposfuly wake up your kids in the middle of the night?

Yeah, you don’t actually have kids.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

I think we’re missing the obvious culprit: Donald Trump.

Keep on minimizing sexual assault. You’re doing great.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

I’d argue that both can easily be taken as Hyperbole.

I guess because it implies all of the terrible things that people with bad intentions can do with easy access to firearms.

This is why I would rather live in the equivalent of a hole before getting a roomie. Not saying that if I absolutely HAD to I wouldn’t but I absolutely love being able to come home, put my key in the door, open it, close it, lock the door and not have to deal with another sole until I decide to go out again. Don’t…