A truly awful game by every possible measure.

Next Question: “Bastian, any thoughts on playing for your fellow countryman Jurgen Klinnsman on the USMNT?....that’s how that works....right?” Sad, stupid MLS bros.

Sidenote: LiAngelo looks terrible-to-average at best...

These MLS bros and US Soccer apologist always crack me up...it’s like they think they can bro their way into convincing the world that they know how to do soccer better than everyone else. Perhaps, just a smidgen of humility might do the entire program some good and work to benefit our player pool in the long run.…

The Blazers got Nurkic & a 1st Round pick for Plumlee....

The ref dummied the ball about 10 times during these highlights, lol.

Gotta love the brutal, awkward honesty of kids. This is gold.

I wonder if he wrote any blogs about the fact that Washington’s hiring of Porter’s father may have had something to do with him committing there...I guess it’s all on the up and up until the way the game is played bites you instead of others.

Ask the people negotiating Woj & Schefter’s contracts....it matters to their bosses so that’s all that matters.

The Knicks have to draft him. Like...please.

the similarities between the Kings and the Knicks are amazingly alarming (even mores0 pre-DCous trade).

I was gonna try and truther this and said they had to have started the clock late (because that was slowest-developing non-athletic fadeaway I’ve ever seen), but they actually seemed to have started the clock 0.2 seconds early....#WhyAmIBreakingThisDown #WhatAmIDoing.

Brook’s reaction is perfect, lol.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said *Spicer.

Locker Room Talk.

DEADSPiN MISCHARaTERIZED THIS GREAT EXAMPLE OF TALENT AND STRENGTH BY TWO OF THE STRONgEST AMERICANS I HAVE EVER SEEN. SAD!!!!!!

Siri is that white woman at the Women’s march that voted for Trump.

That might be the most “do-it-for-the-vine-iest” post-vine moments to date out of all those catching the vid...

Premature eh....guess they had to resort to Plan B. #HighSchoolDazeeeeee

Underrated takeaway: Moe Harkless is pretty solid.