Legit question: If Bryce Harper has a contract in front of him and says I only sign if you change this idiotic rule, what do they do? #BeardGang...

Steve Smith, Sr. is the Goat. Amazing that he called this.

I see Ellen White with the vision!!!

Oh the bottle-flip Cavs are tryna tell people to play the game the right way...and JR Smith is their standard bearer? Seems legit. Some greatest hits:

In the time it took them to try and prevent her from taking the victory lap, she could have taken 1 1/2....and she ended up doing it anyway.

Because they like a shield when they discriminate. I work for a fair-housing non-profit. We know.

“That’s my Quarterback...that’s my teammate”

It appears these Urban’s had more luck in the UK

Might have been to protect the name of the person he was texting? That’s my only guess.

This is exactly why Trump got elected...let’s have a march that promotes this conversation.

All those cheap massholes could afford was bunk beds !?

“Clipped him a little bit there...just going for the ball.”

We’ve run out of hands for all these beers Philly....please slow down.

How many UCLA references can Walton fit into one sentence?

Will they charge 4 balls to the pitcher’s pitch count?

I see “The Process” has infiltrated your name....I guess if you had your way they would already be scouting LaMelo Ball...

The biggest issue (for me as a Knicks fan...pray for me) is that Dolan will completely miss the most important lesson in all of this. PLAYERS TALK TO EACH OTHER. During his comments on the Knicks, Draymond referenced the treatment of Oak as well as Phil’s treatment of Melo and stated without hesitation that “I don’t…

It took the tortoise 2,363 seconds to finish the race.

Pre-emptive ASG post-game Phil tweet:

Can’t help but wonder how good a Wiggins/Kyrie backcourt would have been...Phil would have still given them JR/Shump for nothing and JR would just be the shooter off the bench. Lebron Tristan and anybody else up front....mercy. They prolly would have already traded for Melo by now and would be working on a 3-peat.…