It’s like saying fiberglass is glass as they both contain glass.

Ummm....yes it is. It’s even in the name. Carbon Fiber Reinforced Plastic. That’s like saying mineral water is not water, since it contains minerals.

They are also available as wagons and have a bonnet that open backward, as it should.

BMWs do not have turn signals, never seen them light up if they did lol

Like Fort Lauderdale’s new runway...without the tricky approach

This:

Not sure if this is ‘worst’ or just ‘weirdest’ but in college I had a girl come and look at a car I was selling, then text me incessantly using the number from the ad. We knew some acquaintances in common, and she would sext late into the night. Long story short, we ended up having the weirdest sex of my life and she…

I’ve been offered :a very nice snowblower and 2 oz of weed” for both my car and my stereo. (2 different listings)

Unless he deems them the same:

Exercise is healthy. Sports are dangerous.

The F40 was indeed twin turbocharged, v8, and mid-engine.

Where was the supervisor of the student driver? I know this isn’t common in certain other countries, but when I was a student driver I had an instructor next to me at all times. Someone with a functional set of brake and clutch pedals to his disposal. This was mandatory.

Can't imagine why they called it the D-Air rather than th D-Bag

The Isle of Man TT, killing men with big balls for over 100 years.

Sadly number 246 to be added to the list.

He could have dyed.

Coulda been worse

I can’t remember the last time I actually LOL’d...but I did here. I’ve been drinking.

The U.S. does not rely on China. They are more dependent in us then we are on them particularly with their economy on a precipice