Sorry, I had to.

So who else saw a RAcast and HUcaseal when they first saw the header image?

I don't think I'd enjoy playing as her, but I really like Symmetra's design. The blue robe is eye catching and hey, a colored woman for once!

I like this Xiaolin Robot dude, I don't know why, but I like it.

this game isn't out yet and I already want a fighter spinoff. These guys remind me of of the characters from Powerstone

First time I see arts from this game I thought it was a CAPCOM game.

Hi Samus, good to see you again.

1v1 no items will always be the smash I want to play.

"Isn't it cute how Kim keeps saying it's North [sic] decision?"

Personally, while I don't think our system at Kotaku is perfect, we do appreciate our lively, clever commenters here

Going to say the same thing I say every time I notice a Disney Infinity update: Where the hell are the Gargoyles?

Uuuuuuuuuuugh. Sorry, Texas. Things are bleak over here in SC, too.

I can't remember the last time I voted for a winning candidate. *sigh*

Dear Wendy,

I think it's just you.

Makes sense. Beyonce dressed up as Janet for Halloween which of course conjured the real Janet. That's how it works.

An allusion to Jay-Z's classic album, The Blueprint. I can already tell this shit is going to go hard. I'm going to have to ask all Iggy Azalea fans to sit down and take notes when this here album drops.

This is hilarious, and I have now shifted Iggy Azalea from "waste of skin" to "tolerable" on the Hater Index.