It's a summer suit! What don't people understand about that? He's not a goddamn funeral director.

You know, they all seem pretty chill. In papp photos they're always eating Cheetos and just kind of ignoring the cameras, or staring directly at them and smiling really big. You know who never seemed like a chill kid? Suri Cruise. Her soulless gazing into the middle distance and temper tantrums caused years of…

IN OTHER WORDS DARLING KISS ME

You should ask that to Sony and Microsoft, since none of them showed interest in the sequel.

IN OTHER WORDS, HOLD MY HAND

LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE ON JUPITER AND MARS!

My body is re—FLY ME TO THE MOON
LET ME PLAY ALONG THE STARS

Can I just issue a pre-emptive hope that Jez can avoid all the horrible "Hasn't this woman ever heard of birth control?" and similar comments that the Gawker version was inundated with? Beyond the fact that this woman's reproductive choices are none of your fucking business, honest to god, some people have children on…

My favorite part of his personal twitter feed is when he posted this pearl of wisdom...

I would love to live in your universe, where being an asshole to a black woman makes you blacklisted in Hollywood. Let me know how to get there, we'll have tea sometime.

I hope he's blacklisted from everywhere. I don't understand people who think it's okay to be so nasty to someone he doesn't even know. What an ass.

Congrats. You've just pissed off one of the most likable women in Hollywood, and made yourself un-hireable. Hope those *hilarious* fat jokes were worth it.

In the same manner of others? Hell no. They offer a full-fledged game at the beginning, and then bring DLC half a year later to increase the content by 50%. Who else does that?

"Are Star Ocean 2's positive traits really enough to get you past the horrendous dialogue?"

Anime Hipster.

He doesn't call it innovation though. That's the thing. People criticize him for all these things he doesn't even pretend to be. They say he's trying to be an intellectual and that he's trying to do all these things, when really he's just a big nerd that likes to mess with people. He's actually an extremely humble guy…

Yep, pretty sure you're the only one.

ooooor, maybe it's just not your thing? It is a pretty well done demo. But again, different strokes.

I hereby declare this to be ASS WEEK.