I could lash out in rage like I intended when I clicked reply, but no I shall only pity your felonious inconceivable insolence.

hahaha thats pathetic.

Your words offend me.

this is from that episode when the bank robber dress up as the Powerpuff Girls right?

A shadow of its former self, The Simpsons gave up on smart comedy and snappy satire long ago. The crude pop culture gags and associations which took their place are usually awkward, but in this case, it's a treat.

If you can't reason that question out, then yes, you are the only one.

I would have never guess this would be another "the simpsons suck" rant. Nope.. not in a million years.

Add a helmet and a saddle section, and et voila:

I should get armor.

AMAZING

Given how stylized every other aspect of his work is, I'm not sure there's a point here.

Er, no? No matter how much you steal, it's really hard to physically harm people through theft alone. The death penalty would be really out of proportions.

So a contender for next Kotaku Shop appears...

creepy.

Oh no! Now I can't decide if that one is the best picture ever or if it's this one...

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

No, this is two women (are they friends maybe?) posing in a selfie together.

Then stop clicking/commenting on articles about her.

Whaaaa? I think she looks amazing with her short hair! Lady with that much face can do no wrong.