This is the only mascot Unity needs...

UNITYYYY~

"I-I didn't want to host your game anyways, b-baka..."

So, if he's that, does that make you the kid that keeps calling everyone else stupid, right before running back to their trailer home to live their pitiful and empty existence in anger?

Correct!

It's a hobby, much like watching movies, riding a bike or reading. Any "hobby" activity is "time that could be better spent" by a different observer.

In short: shut the fuck up, you're not that cute ReeRee.

Or this one...

Let's not forget this Disney video game crossover

"No thanks! I'm just getting a little jog in before I go sing at the moon. By the way, have you seen my papa?"

This makes me sad because I like these people.

Really? You can't manage to avoid and/or are so irked by Beyonce ephemera in your day to day life that you feel compelled to complain about it? GTFOHWTB

White feminist complaints about how she's an "entertainer" and not a real "artist" like [insert famous white female artist here], and she's not that pretty nor talented in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

He owns an xbox one so he can watch tv, with ps4 sales numbers snapped to the side.

They just don't understand.

Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasting time.

I'm tired of "No life" posts on articles like this. You don't get to decide what makes life valuable - posting on Kotaku is hardly a valuable contribution to society is it? No. People do what makes them happy, fuck what other people think.

If he bought the PS4 he'd still be half way towards saving up for the necklace.

Fucking Ni no Kuni was worth all the sad tears for my lack of console JRPGs, like everything distilled that was right and pure and just all congealed into a wonderful experience of fucking whimsy and joy.

If that includes Grandia, Breath of Fire III and Breath of Fire IV, you have yourself a big thumbs up from me.

Meanwhile I'm still replaying PS1 JRPGs.