They aren't, it's just time to shit on FFXIV:ARR for no reason

Hoooly moly what an asshole... who the hell does that... I can't even feel sorry for him now

How'd he screw Activision out of funding ED 2?

GET OVER THE FACT THAT IT'S NOT F2P YOU NAIVE BROKE JOKES

It's okay, you'll be invited to a party someday

Are you 14?

Don't care. Not getting an Xbox One. It's a matter of principle, and I'm sure there's still a ton of people with the same mindset

Whoever's controlling the camera is a gorilla

ITT: Broke children that don't understand the security and constant stream of updates that comes with a subscription.

You're not that fun at parties are you. I can tell.

"Flawed but a Diamond" is how I'd describe everything Platinum Games/Clover Studios does.

I sure do

Lol what makes you think that just because they get paid for reviews, their measly little $30-40k/yr (or less realistically) game reviewers get a cut of the pie? It goes into:

I didn't really care about that. At all.

I'm sorry Kamiya... sorry Grasshopper Studios... Sorry Mistwalker... sorry Atlus, sorry every niche developer company that gets unnecessary criticism. Maybe as the industry gets bigger and less Westernized, these cool little games may come to sell much better.

It's not just that,

Something something skin lightening something something I'm a douche

Way to go guys! First you give him a stroke and now 1000 hours of hard labor! That'll teach him for shit he did four years ago that dozens of male celebrities have done and completely gotten away with!

Rachel you always have the posts I agree with the most on this website. Keep on rockin on

You're so edgy