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Michael Nagle
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Holy shit Matt Damon. Did you just not give a shit when making this? Possibly the worst acting I've ever seen from him and this is just the trailer! Seriously, if you didn't notice go back and re-watch. The reading of his lines are so wooden it is embarrassing.

It's funny. I enjoyed the first John Wick but I didn't "love" it like so any others. But seeing this trailer got me really pumped.

Sigourney Weaver in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? YES!

You'd think we be away from Peyton Manning after his retirement…You'd be wrong. DEAD WRONG!

FINALLY! TOM HANKS HAS COME BACK TO SNL! (My best The Rock impression in the form of text)

This was strange, uncomfortable, and (most importantly) scary.

"Enter promo code: Beer Guzzle!"

Speaking of wrestling:

So…

Oh sure. Cause heaven the fuck forbid Hollywood punishes male celebrities unless the uproar is too huge.

Which is so weird cause Ian McShane can go from "Serious" to "I don't give a fuck" real quick given the role.

In just a small amount of time in this trailer I can already tell Bardem is gonna fucking go 110% on chewing the scenery. Which is always a great thing. (Using his swords as crutches is a nice, character touch.)

What? No! It doesn't show at all and Netflix has a wonderful streaming service.

I'm going to imagine, just like all the other American versions of Gordon Ramsay's shows, this is going to pale in comparison to the original. And also have TERRIBLE sound cues and soundtrack to go along with it.

Hey Odell, you're 23 years old. Grow the fuck up.

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY

I'm sure this is a great show and it'll do well with these kind of praises. But I need to ask…

2016 is really a garbage year.

Boy I didn't realize how racist this show was until reading this review and thinking back on it.

Really terrible news to hear. Also troubling that it reminds us that someday soon ALL members of the Python are gonna be gone from us.