There’s your problem, the rear springs are made of graham crackers with peanut butter spread between them.

When I started at Motor Trend and was low guy on the totem pole, I ALWAYS got stuck with the CR-V.

I had been dating this girl for about 2 years and knew it was going south, but i did not want to end it around the holidays because i’m such a great guy. (mistake) Unfortunately i met a new girl about 3 weeks before Christmas and since i had every intention on breaking up with my current girlfriend who was in college…

I’m driving down the two-lane country road I live on, toward a traffic light about a quarter mile away. Two cars race up behind me and both pass me just before the red light. I pull into the left turn lane, beside the first car. The driver side door flies open, a guy gets out, and he reaches behind his seat. He pulls…

Although not as weird as your example, I still believe the craziest thing I’ve seen at a stoplight is a Nissan GT-R take off on launch control.

It was a great tip!

Sherry is a bitch tho.

Lotus Esprit Turbo #dougcar

Chevy SSR. Try to use it like a truck, tow a trailer, go offroad, etc :D

The Madoff one was the best yet, for sure.