My ex-wife went to this concert.

She is the one who has been pushing for it so hard: ‘Daddy, daddy we have to do this.’ She’s very smart, and she’s right,” he said earlier Tuesday while in Iowa.

(Jets miss an extra point)

As a lifelong Jets fan, I call days like this “Sunday.”

Have to say: Pretty nice move by Stein there.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)

Yeah, the pilot is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.

The show benefitted - tremendously - from an incredibly intense pilot. It hooked us and drew us into Naz’s plight right away, even though it fumbled almost every opportunity borne from that intensity in almost every episode that followed.

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

Also:

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

How can this be anyone other than Sepp Blatter? Shit, the award should be named the "Sepp Blatter Award for Sleaziest International Sports Official."

PFT Commenter got less funny when he switched from SB Nation to Barstool. Right? Not just me?

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

Shakes are better than soft serve. I know this is only an opinion, but mine is probably right because of how high I scored on my SATs.