Neil Walker: very capable, not an outfielder.

I think this was English, but I can’t be certain.

Whenever someone tells you Kaepernick is being disrespectful by sitting during the anthem, just remind them people literally bet money on the length of it.

I present to you @nycguidovoice: https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice

But seriously, is Lester real?

Redheaded man here, this is all very accurate. I worked on a golf course for a few summers, no one ever asked my name, just started calling me red and it stuck.

I am baffled that you were able to put together so many thoughts into this piece in such a short time. Great stuff.

College football is terrible.

I didn't understand what was going on at all, but I have distinct memories of the Elian Gonzalez story.

I’m glad someone else beat me on the well actually.

Jason Parks spawning a ridiculous trade rumor is hilarious.

Raptors > everything. I get unreasonably excited every time I see a bird of prey and have to drop whatever I’m doing to watch it.

Thank you! While I identify more with Bernie, I still think Hillary is a damn qualified candidate. And besides, the thought of a Donald Trump presidency is revolting.

How dare you demonstrate nuance and evenhandedness!!!!1

Once you get past the fact that it’s a tongue, it tastes exactly like beef.

I hate the Cardinals as much as the next guy, but is this the new 500 Days of Kristin?

An all-time great Deadspin story

My girlfriend and I have a list mostly due to the extreme unlikelihood that it would ever happen. Emma Watson for myself, Benedict Cumberbatch for her.