I can’t wait for “Sail” to stop being the defacto “I shot this with a GoPro” song.

With the utmost respect I say that these are the most beautiful bunch of badass bitches I’ve ever seen. Thank you for your service ladies!

I say install cattle bars and let Darwin do his thing:

I hear that this year’s awards will be finished with a coat of arsenic. They tried mercury but it kept sliding off....

Douche posting.

Formula 1 in a nut.

I don't know, I've stuffed some pretty crazy talibans fools into chinooks, of course them were blindfolded and zip tied. But they were absolutely crazy.

I was a huge fan of Kurt's when he was at Roush and Penske. I remember being at Watkins Glen in 2006 watching his amazing win in nationwide and absolute domination in the cup race till a mistake entering pit road. His anger struggles and switching to Chevy really pissed me off, but taking Furniture Row from also ran…

Are you kidding? Drag racing is easy:

Say behind a HOT lady wearing 6 inch heels once and we had to evacuate. She refused to take off her heels at the slide and they caught. Subsequent cartwheel (while wearing a short dress) left those of us helping at the bottom with quite the peep show. She wasn't a natural blonde

there are countless series I didnt have time to include, so kept it to four wheels.

I'm definitely not included in their potential customer group anyway, but I must say that it has tainted the image of the company for me. A company like McLaren must excel at everything, and serving Nespresso is pretty much like using Comic Sans for their marketing material.

Stonebrook appreciates how Enzo Ferrari started his own car company in the 1930s after failing to be impressed by one of Lamborghini's offerings.

This might need a trigger warning though

How can you tell his dieting habits from the clip? "Perhaps he was going to fast for the conditions..."

Regardless of how you wish to twist the argument, the fact remains that EVERY modern AMG MB car will hand the 300 SEL 6.3 its ass in any performance test. In fact, it wouldn't even be close.

EXCEPT, the SEL will still be alive and kicking long after the trans in the Accord shatters and the car is shredded to be sent to China for Tsing Tao cans.

I think I see where they're going with this.

Are you practicing for a high school essay or something? Christ, how many bland platitudes can you cram into one paragraph?