My ‘89 Ford Probe didn’t receive this much service in its 198,000 mile life span. Perhaps it should have, but I never really had two nickels to rub together back then. It died when the front wheel drive/5 speed transmission exploded while getting onto the freeway. I walked away from it right there. Great car for 10…

Every one of these items is a regular maintenance issue on any vehicle with over 80,000 miles.

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You forgot sitting at a stop light through two or three cycles using the sun visor mirror to apply/adjust the war paint while an understanding modern man like myself patiently and respectfully waits for the job to finish.

Corvettes, Mustangs and Camaros broken down by vintage would be an interesting look.

Apart from knowing where to sit in it, (size will matter) and which way to point it there is only a sliver of a minuscule fraction of a 100th of a percentage point who would even know how to get this thing started.

I’m more concerned about a loaded semi’s braking performance than I am about its ability to quickly sap its energy supply.

What’s bad are douches who slap Trump’s name on every post about anything they come across. His name is on enough things.

Looks like a ‘69 headlight set up.

Russia is so Floridian.

So people from Florida drive all the way to Washington to escape the heat and humidity?

Kinda like silent but deadly encryption?

Should read, “World Siperbike rider puts himself under fellow competitors bike....”

The US Navy is not alone in that policy.

I hear you, brother!

What? No unsuspecting Jeep to land on?

Purely facetious. The entire vehicle, (as were all the vehicles in the movie) is totally absurd. I was merely nit-picking one minute detail to deem it “dumb”.

That rendition looks as though it could suck up all that space debris we keep hearing about. Stardust Buster.

How dumb. Two radiator grills. Very implausible.