Amen, Brother. Here’s Whitey, (‘08 328i) with her new shoes on Little Tajunga north of Los Angeles.

Don’t care for the twin-screw Evinrude boat motor set up over the rear wheels. I’d prefer to see the rear tires from the head-on views.

Seems as if BMW as caught the Jaguar-Aston Martin bug.

It lost me at “Mazda rotary”.

You’re killing me.

My brother and I were always relegated to the side-facing folding rear seats at the stern of the ‘68 Mercury Colony Park station wagon. My sister, (the Princess) and the dog were afforded the soft spaciousness of the back seat. Dad hated to pull over unless it was absolutely necesssry... i.e.; whenever Mom, the…

I feel his pain.

It used to take weeks to get a message across the country and months to get it over seas. Today it happens in mere seconds at most. Is it too much to ask to proof read for a few minutes before sending your craft and vocation, (and blatant mistakes) out to the customer? I enjoy Orlove’s articles and takes on the world…

One of many errors. Proof reading is strictly forbidden at Jalopnik.

I would have guessed the K-car would be on this list...

NASCAR needs to immediately mandate live monkeys in all participating cars. We need better personalities in the series.

It’s “through”, not “in to”.

Love me some Saab stories. These are still bjorkin’ along just fine!

Was that guard rail stapled on?

Did he tweet about it?

Best interview.

It goes with the Affliction t-shirt and barbed wire bicep tattoo.

His Tesla was in for service. Borrowed the wife’s car. Was watching the rest of the movie.

I like Jill Mercury.