...and don’t call me dick.

How much to get it mashetered? A dick, that is.

I think the kudos go to the the Flow-Bee, (as seen on TV!) he used to trim all that paid for hair.

I’m if Ford had a wagon version. Looks much better than the Flex or Edge.

To think there are dark and evil hearts roaming the earth who want to eliminate such beautiful works of engineering, power and glorious sound with soulless motors saddens me.

It looked like the Porsche came across the bow of the Don’t Hit Me Pink Car too tight forcing The Pink into the wet grass and into zero control of steering and brakes.

That’s a correct display. Stars first, like a flag flappin’ on a U.S. warship ship at sea or charging into battle.

If they had any balls they’d use a V-8 Mustang GT.

Please tell me the Keystone Kops or Buster Keaton showed up to get the situation under control!

“You should take out a home equity loan and buy apartment buildings...”

He and the millions of people sleeping in parking lots can’t get other jobs. They all have somebody pointing a gun at their heads demanding they do Uber until they drop dead. They have no choice or free will to get out of this no-win situation.

Looks a lot better than his very rare 365 GT4 BB featured on the album jacket of Slowhand.

I hope she wipes that up.

I’ll hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and you run up and kick it.

That’s $kaycog-level shit right there, man.

Photo credit: Darwin.

Formula E is a soulless snooze fest. The tofu burger of motor sports.

Straight-line performance is all I read/see about with electric supercars. How do they track? Does the battery weight affect handling, braking, corner entrance...? Where are the road race results? Are they just one trick ponies?

It snowed in Florida?