“I promise!”

At least let her finish her strip tease.

Needs Benny Hill sound track.

I’m on board with this pick, but her dad works at a Chevy dealership. Familial relationships would be shattered and they’d be featured on a future NBC Dateline murder mystery episode.

He should be applauded for taking them out of circulation so the rest of us don’t have to ever see them again. You should be publicly flogged with a car antenna at high noon for posting this article with pictures.

And Velcro shoe ties.

Fixed it.

This poor bear sees whats about to happen.

Stop. Just stop.

In the rush he stabbed himself with a fork.

I’m least impressed with humanity when boarding flights, all too frequently, between Los Angeles and New York. Slow, selfish, fat, stupid and poorly dressed people carrying way too much poorly packed shit. Would boarding the back seats first and working to the front make things a little smoother?

It’s a black hole of bad. Good players get bad in there. Good coaches get bad. Even the cheerleaders aren’t immune.

Quirky duo. The ’01 95 with the v6 turbo pulls pretty the hard and rarely gets noticed. The ’72 with the leaf blower not so zippy but a hoot to drive and allows one to meet lots of people.

I have but one star to give.

When will Lincoln ever get over the baleen whale grille theme? It took them three extra decades beyond the expiration date to drop the vestigial spare tire hump on the trunk. I wish they’d pony up the bucks to poach a serious, proven designer to carry them into the next 20 years. Such a waste ofthe legendary Lincoln…

It’s usually a Camry found in such a compromising position.

But the “YOUR LEFT WHEEL IS LOCKED AND GRINDING ON THE ROAD” idiot light was flashing. She had to know.

You need more stars.

“If I had one, I could easily see myself running my battery flat just opening and closing lights as people as they pass by in a parking lot. But I’m an idiot. A happy idiot.”