That’s how to make Michelob Ultra potable.

Better than the back seat of a Greyhound bus rollin’ down Highway 41.

“....will be harder than it sounds.” There won’t be sound.

This is your marshal.

It was quietly towed out of the lot. That motor/exhaust would have woke up the entire hotel.

Should have said “Tin Can” as well. My college room mate had a Pulsar... I was always afraid to move the seat back, roll up a window, (manually) and close the door or trunk to hard. Everything felt impossibly light and delicate compared to my ‘78 F100.

He’ll be able to watch Kieth Richards jam with a continuation band in 2062 for the 100th anniversary tour.

Ol’ Bern doesn’t have to go far for motorboating.

Looks like they’ve been at that contest for a while.

They all need ’50’s chrome and hood ornaments, then!

I would surmise that drag reduction is the primary act for most automotive spoilers and a full blown mounted wing is there for downforce.

It looks like what comes out after a steady diet of probiotics....

We’re eternally doomed to live with jelly bean cars distinguished by subtle variations of creases and lens placement.

10 cc’s hath spoken!

Same barber as Moe.

Funny? Funny would be this driver getting their ass beat.

Mmmm. Nice creeper.

I know Jesus. Jesus is a friend of mine. Jesus loves people who work on their cars with friends.

I wish players in all sports were encourage to actively pursue and take out idiots who run onto the court, field or rink. That they’re allowed to run free until some fat posse of Paul Blarts eventually catches them is the reason this occurs so often.

“....I don’t know if I like it or not but it certainly attracts attention.”