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Jeanna Edwards, “This wreck just happened around 8 at the dollar store in New Caney that car is at the cage to store how she ended up like that I have no idea but the policemen of their the amateurs are there and SWAT team watch it all”

Women.

Der is German for D'oh!

Sketchy brothers. Bet they’re tucked-eared flat-brimmers, yo.

They should offer us Prime subscribers jump seats so we can free-ship ourselves anywhere.

Now there’s a bus. -T

The water is also aerated from the lead boat’s props giving the the trailing boat’s props less bite or “grip”.

Here’s my idea. Stuff the reusable tube with your meal in the order and mix that you desire. Select the appropriate size tip, (meat chunks would need a bigger aperture than oatmeal) and squeeze away! No drips on your shirt, no greasy wrappers on the passenger seat.

Another lost opportunity to proof read an article now read by millions.

I haven’t been in the airport, but I’ve been waiting by the door day and night for 3 months at home for my half of the lottery winnings from some dude in Senegal.

Gone in about 7 minutes according to time stamp. But without any physical damage to the cars dash/ignition. Pretty slick.

It’s old now. And it wasn’t a wheelie that took off the front wheel, it looks as though he was attempting a stoppie, (or whatever the kids are calling it these days...).

Unbuckling the seat belt should be step #1 for any emergency water evacuation. Should seat belt release buttons be on the door sides for emergency situations? Quick release gizmos at the lap and shoulder points...? A cutter is fine as long as I’ve got a few minutes to rifle through the accumulated debris of the center

Help me out here.

An F falls off of Torchinsky’s headline while pos..... Damn! You fixed it too fast!

The problem is that far too many people need to be, no - HAVE to be - doing something on their digital crack pipe nearly every f’ing hour of their day.

Bicycle gloves, stop watch, no bra, high heels, a Ford GT. What is happening here? Count me in.

The newscaster looks like a two-pack-a-day-three-martini-lunch kinda guy. I miss those days. Everyone was so mellow and unhurried. You ate in the restaurants.

When it absolutely, positively has to get there loudly.