All of America is in that picture. The props, that is.

Needs Benny Hill music.

You’re doing it wrong.

Cup check.

Mom’s ‘68 Mercury Colony Park with a big block took no prisoners. We called her Shirley Momdowny.

Though there are RR crossing lights that are flashing red.... The semi rig parked in front of them renders them somewhat useless. I’ve never understood why RR crossing don’t use conventional traffic lights in addition to the arms. Traffic lights and their colored sequences are subconsciously embedded into every…

It’s hard to take a golfer seriously when he’s in big floppy shoes, a silly little hat and a red ball for a nose. Crack pipe.

Whooaa.

April 1st was 12 days ago.

If only all drunk drivers would deliver themselves to the slammer....

Is Russia a big Florida or is Florida a small Russia?

“....squeezing his way between opponents and the tight walls....”

If it makes you feel better, go fuck yourself.

Brushing powdered sugar off a dark blue uniform while driving into a house makes not a medical emergency.

It’s a tool-hipster-millennial thing, yo. Like the sour IPA they suckle on.... poor taste and pointless.

Nice tackle.

Put one of those damn stickers on Darrel Waltrip’s mouth. He’s like a Saturday morning cartoon... “Boogitty boogitty boogitty! Let’s go racing boys and Danica!” Really? This was stupid when he first did it years ago

KELP

It chaps my ass that MotoGP coverage was bought by BeIn. Horrible web site, minimal presence in the US.... It’s as if MotoGP just disappeared.