Whooaa.

April 1st was 12 days ago.

If only all drunk drivers would deliver themselves to the slammer....

Is Russia a big Florida or is Florida a small Russia?

“....squeezing his way between opponents and the tight walls....”

360 video leaves me confused.

If it makes you feel better, go fuck yourself.

Brushing powdered sugar off a dark blue uniform while driving into a house makes not a medical emergency.

It’s a tool-hipster-millennial thing, yo. Like the sour IPA they suckle on.... poor taste and pointless.

Nice tackle.

Put one of those damn stickers on Darrel Waltrip’s mouth. He’s like a Saturday morning cartoon... “Boogitty boogitty boogitty! Let’s go racing boys and Danica!” Really? This was stupid when he first did it years ago

KELP

It chaps my ass that MotoGP coverage was bought by BeIn. Horrible web site, minimal presence in the US.... It’s as if MotoGP just disappeared.

Those things are 300,000 mile beaters. I want to beat it myself. (The car that is..)

Can the average bloke order up an Explorer Intercepter without all the twinkly bits? I’d rather like all the extra wiring, terminals to add my own toys and frazzle, and the beefed up suspension/engine enhancements would be nice, too.

Sheesh! Is Barney Fife still on duty there?

I remember years ago the Santa Monica courts dismissed about 400 tickets because the new motorcycles used in acquiring that harvest were not fully up to code with all the proper decals and markings that lawfully designated them as police vehicles. Some smart aleck challenged his ticket because he didn’t think the…

At least in California we can spot the white roof and 250 pounds of push-bar structure hanging off the nose. So we got that going for us....

Soccer. (Just to twist the panties of Gawkers).