That Stan Getz sax melts butter.

I think Ryan Reunolds is in fact Lysol is the Man, Whitey. And I’m good with that.

“...a big old competition stripe...”

#3 had me curl up on the shower floor in a fetal position for three hours. Must of triggered something.

I think that’s Gorilla Glue not a weld.

What happened to long gloves for a special occasion?

It would be impossible for me to walk in this man’s shoes for even a minute. How do folks like this find the skills necessary to operate a spoon or a cup to feed themselves?

What the hell is he doing? Leech.

Is that half a boob job? In 1971?

Is that car made out of graham crackers? The owner ought to be thankful that this demonstration took place at 0 mph and without him being in the car.

The special kids in class, the ones the teachers let clap the chalk board erasers clean outside, still laugh at this joke. It’s good to humor them every now and then.

Is that Don King in white gloves?

Because driving isn’t taught in Driver’s Ed. A monkey in a bell hop suit can get a drivers license in all 50 states.

Could you imagine an hour at a dinner table with this boor. I’ll bet she excused herself between the appetizers and entrees to use the powder room and pumped out a big growler, well - two logs and a ball- and put them on his F’ing Tesla herself.

Ferrari makes garbage trucks? Kudos to the camera person for keeping the eye on the prize and not filming their feet and front door when the money shot happened. Except..... F’ing portrait mode!

No doubt there’s a history there, Kindig seems to have a great relationship with him. I’m sure we’re not privy to the real goings-on in the shop. But if I were Kevin I’d demand a more respectable/worthy role on the show beyond being the class clown in Affliction style garb. He’s the channel-turner for me. As was Duane…

To me “cruiser” means a higher level of comfort than a sport bike. Is the flat-profile slick on the rear and the extended rear arm optioned for straight line performance? I can’t imagine a comfortable day in the saddle on this cruiser. It does look bad ass, though.

By the looks of his picture a day or two after he prematurely eject-ulated himself from the deuce he looks more like a “skinned” head. Still a dick, though, so he has that going for him.

Ouch. He’s lucky he looks that good. Nothing a little body filler and a re-spray can’t fix.

Like the tool in the flat brim cap on Bitchin’ Rides.....