Even the driveway looks better! Great post.

I'm in. We'll tell my wife later.

Texts are too immediate for this suggestion, but here goes. When I'm ready to commit verbal homicide via a letter, memo or e-mail I'll first bang it out the way I feel at the moment. Swear words, threats, insults and childish remarks fly off my fingers like flame as I express my rage and the reasons why hell is…

In 1977 I had to pick up my older sister's brand new Mustang with a 4 banger under the hood, an automatic and for some reason a tach in the dash. I was terrified of it's speed. Horrified to look at it's cheap interior bits. Embarrassed by the day-glo yellow paint. Our family grew up with Mustangs from year one of…

'73 Pinto Wagon V8 with wood decal panelling. ~$3,000

The Dude abides.

Why, in the year 2014, are we still looking for black boxes? Real-time audio, video and systems data ought to be sent and captured via satalite transmission to central storage structures opratated by regional airline authorities or by the carriers. It blows my mind that we're still sifting through charred rubble or…

Before pitching his Z sideways he was downshifting like a demon. Amazing course of events in a scant 3 seconds of well managed chaos.

Well, Sir, we've recalled every car sold in the last 10 years... I don't know of a better way to get so many customers to stand around in our showrooms for two hour stints. Should I recall them all again, Sir?

VW Bus. Slow, fat, flammable.

That's not the I-5. I-15 perhaps?

Four months ago I bought a near mint 2001 Saab 95 Wagon with 75K miles for $2,600. Strong V-6 turbo, heated leather front and back, power everything, and a moon roof. And to think I sold a 2002 Kawasaki Concours in half-as-good shape for $2,700 a week later blows my mind.

Ugleresting in an older Ellen Barkin kinda way.

It's a hideous.

Iit's a hideous.

I was waiting for somebody to chime in on the nice ride that escorted us around the circuit. Either a Mach I or rare GT package with the signal lights in the scoop and the hood pins.

Thanks, Chris. Now I'm going to be late for a meeting while I wait for this erection to subside.

What should you be looking for? Lincoln's dignity. Never has a brand name or marque been allowed to sink so low for so long. The rest of the field in main stream luxury marques left Lincoln in the mid-80's while they still had the embarassing vestiges of a tail in the form of a "spare tire". They always seem to be…

Bravo, Mr. Torchinsky. Well done. That was even cathartic to read.

The US version by miles. Faust is the least intolerable... at least he knows how to drive/race/hoon.