The Royal Family is Britain's Disneyland and Buckingham Palace its Magic Castle.

Ten to one it was Fleshbot.

In the meantime, Wrestlemania is runnning TV sports promoting Snooki's turning wrestler. Water, meet level.

Bing!

Totally agree, Jesus. I'm an old — I flatter myself to think without the capitol "o" — and a professional reporter, photographer and novelist who's be making his living with words and pictures since taking photos of JFK with a Speed Graphic in 1960. I find that the iPad has given me back the tactile experience of…

I know! Winning! That's what I meant. I used the surfing quote because couldn't think of a way to work "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" into the Charlie Sheen thread. Truly, I think that CBS or somebody should "Jersey shore" Charlie. By that I mean assign six or seven camera crews to just follow him…

Who aren't afraid to surf this beach!

You sound like what we used to call a Rockefeller Republican. I miss them. I'm far to the left but you could talk to them.

And a fatal weakness for pickup-driving boys from the wrong side of the glacier.

Coming: the iPad Confession Booth Glory Hole app.

Bless me Father for I have tweeted.