First time I’ve seen one witha caption as long as Moby Dick.

#stupidgifTL;DR

Costco rotisserie swan...Mmmmm! Mmm!

It’s your mother. Can’t you tell by the beat up meat flaps?

Surprise Surprise! A bunch of DC liberals booing the Pres. Remember when the MSM was trying to manufacture phony outrage over the ‘Lock Her Up!’ chants at his rallies? Fell flatter than Wang’s chest. Now they try to gaslight people into believing a whole stadium of people was giving him the business.

How about you stop whinning that your liberal echochambers are being shutdown?

But you keep coming back. Keep clicking.

Or reconstructing your mom’s meatflaps. I hear them shits is wrecked.

‘Stick to Racism’ if Harriot has anything to say about it.

Obama, much like all politicians, didn’t give a fuck about truly helping anyone. Politics is the means to an end of getting rich. Once he was in the WH, all Barry and Michelle cared about was being celebrities. They’ve got it now. Multi-million dollar book deals, netflix deals, vacation home in Martha’s Vineyard.…

How intellectual of you to spout textbook liberal drivel.

You’re a douche.

Save the comedy for your wine and cheese parties.

I hope your mother has too.