Funny that the same assholes who call climate change “fake news” seemed to have no argument with the scientists who predicted this week’s eclipse...

The Adam Smith acolytes among us would claim that people are rational enough to sacrifice profits now in order to guarantee profits later, but when the shortterm profits are significant enough, history makes it pretty clear that we get very very dumb in that regard.

Hey, now.

Hey, I swear the picture was upside down in the preview! Also, now it won’t let me edit my own comment? Kinjaaaaargh.

This is the only time ‘duck and cover’ is a sensible defense against mortal threats. Thankfully, they’re too undisciplined to follow it.

Unlike Patrick Stewart who has in fact, seen everything.

Pepperidge Farm neither forgets nor forgives.

Rick Dearborn. Rick. R-I-C-K. Four letters. Four Washington Lane! The next clue is in the White House!

It’s pretty easy to explain, actually: Dearborn was stuck in The Grays, so nobody else ever saw anything.

I don’t need you, Google! I been diagnosed with anxiety and depression by experts!

I don’t agree with him wholesale, but there was an awful lot of back-patting going on with Wonder Woman.