It ticks all the right boxes. I grew up in a GM family, it’s brown, it’s a wagon (hatchback), it’s a diesel, it can be had with a stick. What more could I ask for?

Almost, but not quite.

Anything Mazda. Really, “Zoom Zoom?” Everything they make is slower than a Camry.

You drove the Autobahn in a Traxx? It’s like a Jalop dream and nightmare at the same time

90% of Prius drivers are graduated Camry drivers.

As somebody whose wife owns a Miata... yeah, man, it’s a terrible car. Especially if it’s your only car. My Mustang has been in the shop for the last week and a half or so, and so between the two of us we’ve only had a Miata. Do you know how hard it is to go grocery shopping with a Miata? The types of decisions you…

I love my Ridgeline but people will go out of their way to tell me how much they hate it. Unsolicited mind you. Doesn’t both me at all, I feel the same way about their full size trucks.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Something something always the answer.

Chevy Traxx and it’s Buick counterpart 10/10 full on hate.

Everything about this picture is magical. Everything. The wing spoiler in the back. The tiny headlights. That giant chromed bumper. The fat dude in crocs, shorts, and a tan wifebeater. The vertically offset wheelarches. The two stage mud flaps.

I owned one of these for a few years and drove it around the country. I’ve never driven another vehicle that makes me so happy. It doesn’t make any sense, it’s slow and handles like a boat, but slowly working up through the 4 speed and then cruising along watching everyone hurry past you always brought a smile to my…

I’ve owned a Westy for about 17 years. I’ve been on the verge of selling it for a couple of years, and I’m back there again right now. But I swear to god, every time I get in the driver’s seat ... I don’t know, it’s something that’s difficult to describe. You’re pretty close with this piece.

Hi Tom. I hope this comment finds you well. I pray it is not too long, however, as Quasisellar pointed out, your article is exceptionally long as well, so I hope you will take the time to read my comment; I know I had fun reading your article.

I would like to submit my 2017 BMW M5 review.

He clearly didn’t intend to write a car review, that’s not what this is.

The child clearly has the ability to contribute labor.

4 year old me: Should have taken the Camaro.

Fear And Loathing In A Cadillac.

KIDS SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL.

...OR IN THE MINES.