What's my craziest animal in car story? I don't have any because animals are disgusting and I love my cars too much. In fact, most people are so disgusting I manage who is allowed to even ride in my car. Water only, no food, and smack your shoes together before putting your feet on my floor mats/carpet. I know,…

The reason you do this is simple:

Any given unit of money has a different value to each of us.

I hate "progressive" fines like these. Should we do the same for jail time, based on how much free time someone has? Tanya accidentally killed someone, but she's a single mom with two jobs and three kids, so let's give her 6 months. Bill didn't mean to kill that guy either, but he's unemployed and pretty much just…

Woah, wait. Subaru still uses DIN pockets? Well sumbitch.

Get outta here grandpa. Bluetooth rocks.

That is great, and if I lived nearby they would have my patronage.

I dunno. I do my fair share of fucking, but I'm not yet tired of it to the point that I'd just blithely dismiss it out of hand simply because I've done it before.

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

Does anyone else realize that she left her baby in the freaking car?

Too much unneeded slow-mo.

You just can't handle all the awesomeness!

What? You sound like an over-sensitive white person. Nobody made mention of race, or insinuated he can't manage money because he's black (??)

Two other people have already responded more or less along the same lines as I will, but since I made the original comment, I'll respond as well.

Well, I've never heard it used in my time here but admit to generalizing. But before posting my comment I checked on usage and saw that Wiktionary lists the word with "(UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand)" after it.

No asshole, he's just not getting on a site who's motto is "hoon all the things" aand talking about lynching people. Every fucking post about "sstreet racing" on here there is some moron like you trying to act morally superior and collect fake Internet points by writing the exact. Same. Shit. You just did. It's so…

Idiot? Sure. Asshat? OK. Hero? Absolutely.

that was actually a pretty decent snow drift from the 240. He held a nice line, didnt do much correction, sprayed the bitch with some snow, and hit the rev limiter a few times. i will give it an 8/10 because no antilag.

Youre confusing "waste of taxpayer money" with "gain taxpayer money we werent alloted to actually preserve order so we can get our new mocha latte machine at the courthouse instead".

I also came here to say this. Nothing will convince this guy that his mods had sweet fuck-all to do with his escape, but he does now have an excuse to modify every car from here to eternity, so he has that going for him.