Honestly, by the state with which I imagine they maintain their cars, they probably wouldn't notice the difference.

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

I'm not saying "no" but I'm going to need to do some yoga first.

I plan on doing this with one of my K03 turbos.

You know what I'm talking about.

ily

What?

No, no. This was before diesels were jerked upon. This is the true age, where men were men and American cars had more chrome than steel.

*diesel

I'm here waiting for all the comments about "technology is bad on cars WTF why is Jalopnik talking about stupid Apple tech with stupid smart watches GRRR give me my 3 on a tree, brown station wagon"

Agreed. This car is so weird. When I wash it, it could totally be fine pulling up to a country club in the wealthiest area in America. Just some old money guy who bought it new and can't be bothered to get another one. When it's dirty and broken, it looks like the kind of thing you'd find at a buy-here-pay-here lot in…

No, I'd say it's about average.

*Checks Jalopnik*

Is late for work in 2089, goes to Citroen tries to turn it on "Not now, I'm tired"

The other supercars are guarding it.

Please go buy a VW Golf R or Mercedes A45 AMG if you want a boring and flawed DCT, if you really need the .1s shift time improvement for your hot laps through suburbia.

I too shall Pro Cee'd with caution judging this car.

Looks like a Pro Cee'd