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Yes! And the bizarre running gag of O’Donnell’s humorously obsessive fangirl crush on Tom Cruise, which in retrospect was definitely a smokescreen of exaggerated compulsive heterosexuality to cover that she was never dating a man, because then she was still closeted as a lesbian.

I used to repair slot machines and hers horrified me. The unblinking eyes, the grand total of like five 3-second clips from her show played over and over, the super-deformed Ellen with a gigantic head. It was all too much.

Oh my god I can’t wait until “spirit animal” dies.  So cringeworthy.  

Except that this isn’t one story, this is many stories told over many years. Totally agree that your high school friend’s story is trash homophobic nonsense, though.

I thought at first that it was just an exaggeration because of her “nice brand,” but now I’m not so sure lol... there’s too many stories (exaggeration in the sense that people love having an “in” on celeb life, and celebrities aren’t allowed to have an off day or be curt with people like us normal Joe-linas so I think…

Best title of the year. Can’t out kinja that.

misread this as:
We have now reached the point in the post-modern fourth-wall-breaking disaster movie where pundits are saying, “we have now reached the point in the post-modern fourth-wall breaking disaster movie where pundits are saying...”

Somehow it still seemed very appropriate.

We have now reached the point in the post-modern fourth-wall-breaking disaster movie where pundits are saying, “We have now reached the point in the disaster movie where a soulless corporation is putting short-term profitability in front of common sense.”

“But we’re selling the good swastika!”

As someone who loves Florence Pugh, that relationship, and her reaction to the criticism she gets, makes me so sad. She takes it all as an attack on her and her ability to make her own choices as an adult, when it’s not that at all. It is the gross ass man in a relationship with someone half his age—taking advantage…

The 400M$ and the Get out of Vietnam card he got from his father might not even be a loving gesture but a form of tax evasion (Daddy didn’t want his secret stash to die there), it’s a dynasty.

Butch Deadlift was a close second, Buff Hardback took the bronze.

Maverick is peak-Slab-Squatthrust-era Tom Cruise,

McGrath’s status as a veteran and a fiscal conservative who opposes Medicare-for-all and free college and the abolishment of Immigration and Customs Enforcement means she appeals to the average Kentuckian far more than Booker’s Bernie-adjacent politics.

It’s sobering to look back and see just how full of rot Hollywood has been, in light of recent information. Has Top Gun aged well? How could it have?

I know, I’m just being petty because that shit is so tired.

The cognitive dissonance of both being vehemently against “socialized medicine” whilst having had someone else pay his medical bills is astounding Republican.

“Coastal elites”
Who is going to tell him that being from North Carolina also makes him “coastal”.

Gaetz, suddenly and inexplicably, feels the need to adopt a new son.