Yes. Elizabeth Warren is literally and figuratively being “erased.”

A. How is it that we have two criminals occupying the most influential offices of the land, both unhealthy and obese, with the first sporting an awful orange spray-tan and Wilma Flintstone comb-around... and the second with a second-place rug?

Thank the goddess. Especially for the end of the weird innuendo #YangGang. A technical glitch, analogous to that of the spiritual Maryanne Williamson.

As a gay, I wouldn’t put them anywhere else for that matter. 

Is it okay that I couldn’t care less about the super-less bowl? And the cancerous tentacles of media obsession and coverage?

I would reflexively reply, “Okay, boomer.” 

Klobuchar also needs to retire her tired claim that she is the singular candidate to appeal to “red state” and “heartland” voters—yes, she has overused the latter term as well as Mayo Pete—because she has won every election in deep red territories. Minnesota is hardly a red state, her support was most likely blue…

I would argue that isn’t Warren’s performance so much as that of the media kowtowing to “moderates” afraid of her policies. 

Well, he’s definitely not bringing Chip and Salsa, the pole-dancing porn duo.

I do, occasionally, and love them. But as a political observer, I independently reached this conclusion by reading and watching a myriad of sources. It’s not a heavy lift or reach by any stretch of imagination. I wonder why it isn’t more realized and addressed beyond podcasts and comment threads.

That’s an obtuse take-away. It’s not what I said.

The time for a woman for president is now, just as it was in 2016, when Hillary Clinton essentially won the popular vote. The real elephant in the room, however, is that our national security agencies failed us. Donald Trump has been a Russian asset, and money-laundering criminal for decades. He shouldn’t have been…

I don’t. 

I would actually like to hear Gwyneth explain her family connections to the failed WeWork, and its subsequent colossal collapse. Cousin Rebeka is married to now ousted former CEO Adam Neumann, a notorious stoner who managed to bilk billions out of dense investors in search of the next unicorn “disrupters.” I worked in…

If Donald Trump had pardoned Schoettle, and employed the same awful and inexcusable defenses, McConnell wouldn’t be wagging a disapproving finger. He would instead argue that it is entirely appropriate. Such is where we are with Cult 45.

Ankle boots are the ultimate fugly fashion faux pas. And most likely laboratories for foot stink..

I work at a publishing house that is now contracting their new magazine. The offices are rife with television screens that generally air CNN, but the one over my desk is hijacked every other day with Bravo and HGTV. It’s not just the weird physical defects of the brothers. Everything about “reality” television is so…

That Coty bought Kylie Jenner’s make-up property for $600 million is just absurd, and equivalent to recently failed WeWork valuations. I hope they both take a bath when they try to sell their (grossly inflated) stock at market value. Which is literally nothing.

“I will certainly tell you, I’m under enormous pressure from many, many, many people to think about it.”

“Stupid and pointless” is what defines Adam Sandler. Seriously one of the most overrated “personalities” in history.