While applying for shared custody over son Trog, or Trig, or whatever they name their spawn, (and we still don’t know if he’s theirs or Bristol’s out-of-wedlock), negotiations continue over the guns and snowmobiles.

And a pool boy. And a “personal trainer.”

I love Bette Midler. As a gay, I can appreciate her start singing in bathhouses to launch an incredibly stellar career. But her apartment is not worth $50 million. It’s just as inflated as the fake WeWork “valuation.”

^This. I grew up with SCTV back in the day, and always held Catherine O’Hara and Andrea Martin as my matron saints of comedy. They were so above and beyond their male counterparts, the latter who were mediocre at best.

I’m not particularly a fan, but this WSJ review seems like a good take.

So we now have another legitimate claim against this illegitimate president squashed by another of his equally illegitimate “appointees.” I’ve never hated anyone in my life before Trump and his entire crime family, but I truly hate them all, and sincerely hope they ultimately die on their own swords. Justice served,…

The Hallmark Channel airs “Christmas in July,” and re-runs their slate of most popular holiday movies. And their Home and Family Show acquiesces with “crafty” decorating and planning segments, from cooking to shopping. And with endless interviews with the “stars,” who basically share endurance stories of filming…

Re-reading this, because several posters seem to wish something other than what appear to be non-recoverable, and irreversible health issues. I also wish the best for him, but fear the worst in the long run. Also, restrict your refrigerator and pantry to only healthy food choices. Just to prevent such future tragedies.

How will Grindr now actually work in Texas? Because sharing dick pics is literally its model.

Beto O’Rourke needs to stop campaigning for president, and run for the senate. He’s seriously sucking the oxygen out of the discussion (not to mention substantial money) by leveraging it for an obviously losing campaign. This is f*cked up.

Over at Deadline Hollywood, they actually referred to it as “doxxing,” in the article headline! Which it isn’t, because political contributions are a matter of public record. But that fact didn’t stop the snowflake conservatives, who doubled down on “communism,” and “McCarthy-ism.” They all so dumb.

The “drama” would be that no one agrees that they’re doing it right.

John Travolta Is the Father of a Girl

This is literally and figuratively the “Epstein defense.” White male privilege at its worst. 

It’s also referred to as “Honey Do” lists in my external family. IDK. Also, DKI. As  a single professional New York gay on a budget, I swipe and clean every surface without a housekeeper. 

To those who excoriate us for the very legitimate criticism of Old Man Biden: Drop dead along with him. He is literally digging his own grave. It’s not a “purity test.” He is seriously not up to the job.

I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I didn’t know who she was before Douglas, so I haven’t yet seen Nanette (which is first on my list for the weekend). Douglas was one of the most amazing shows I’ve ever seen... illuminating, poignant, and hilarious almost entirely throughout the duration.

I just got home after seeing Hannah Gadsby tonight. Addressing both her autism and anti-vaxxers, she brilliantly deconstructs and destroys the latter in her new show, “Douglas.” Basically saying that they not only negate and devalue her place in the world in regards to her experience, but also place the value of one…

Hand models are the least appreciated, and disproportionately represented of passive creative talents.

We’re seriously in the midst of a constitutional crisis, and this? While millions of protesters are out in the streets to defend what little remains of democracy in Hong Kong? Our priorities are seriously f-d up.