I think most universities already have policies in place around dating students you’re currently teaching. Where I went to graduate school, they certainly did. And I knew somebody in the program who ended up in a relationship with an undergraduate he had taught before. They disclosed it to the department head, and…

Feminism has found its Tea Party

No. Can’t tolerate different viewpoints and it’s not just the consent stuff, they also want trigger warnings and to police professors and what they can and can’t teach, lest these delicate flowers be exposed to any form of thinking that doesn’t mesh 100% with their ideology. They’re like the feminist taliban.

Worse than this was my cousin, who proposed to his girlfriend during a family reunion.

This is how my dad got a Kona championship slot. Mom was pretty livid he spent money so he could spend more money to enter a race which, because my dad is an OCD old person, means he gets to spend more money by renting a house down there to train for two months.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

Out of all these... I believe this one.

I banged a semi-famous photographer who, after fucking me for a long time (pretty decent), he said he wanted to “finish.” I’m like, “Cool, I’m good.” Dude goes to the bathroom, gets the mini bottle of conditioner, jerks of onto my pussy, stares at it for a 5-10 seconds, then goes and gets a *warm* towel and wipes me…

I know a girls in Minnesota who hooked up Daryl Hall after a Hall and Oates concert and bore his spawn.

I know a lot of white girls who move to Japan dreaming of working in hostess bars. I truly do not understand the appeal.

See that woman on the left there? She's wearing less clothes than anyone you will see on a Twitch stream, and her attire is perfectly acceptable on a public beach with men, women, and children. But showing a bit of cleavage on a public video stream? GOD FORBID! This country is so full of double-standards it makes me…

Man this argument is so lame.

I'd say that's part of the problem really.

They should be allowed to do one thing or another, if that's what they want. If some women want to show skin, fine. If not, whatever.

How about we let people do whatever the fuck they want and the consequences of how others perceive them are theirs to own?

As always, I write about things I find interesting or curious. A topic I've been writing a lot this year is sex in games. How sex games get censored on Steam, for example. Or how developers make breast physics. Sex is a subject present in the games we know and love, and there are many subcultures devoted to exploring…

To be honest, anything a Baby Boomer says to me is automatically suspect. You idiots spent 50 fucking years sucking off the system and giving nothing back. You've left us all with a hollowed out infrastructure and a flattened financial system. So thanks for that. Don't worry, though. Your kids will clean up your mess…